Turning
earth for a raspberry patch uncovers two lizards and a pre-decimalised penny.
First lizard scarpers under a rock pile. Second lizard runs over my hands; it
has a bright orange blaze on its belly. I let it back to the earth. I love how
lizards freeze on discovery. It seems that they assess the situation calmly, in
a smartly proactive reptilian way. Mr rubs dirt from the coin. 1937, he
reveals. George VI. The sun, unnoticed in the excitement, has simmered out, is
blistering the sky. Girl arrives, takes Baby to the garden. She snaps Rabbit
into a harness, takes him for a walk. Dog follows. Baby follows, wearing a sun
suit and one shoe. Mr calls out that he has discovered a slow worm, I see it
sss-ing across the drive, in its precious gold skin. What an extraordinary day,
I comment, and quite forget to plant the raspberries.
There is weather today, I do note it: take a few moments to reckon the size of a cloud (big) and the frequency of rain (sporadic.) Centre of my interest though is a stack of magazines. Not the fashion kind. This is martial arts research. I'm not even sure what it is I'm looking for, but intuition calls loud. A range of old adverts skew some amusement. Contact pants, for example. Pants are not trousers where I come from. They are underwear. Professional contact pants: improved smirk value. But why would a person be likely to purchase a grappling hook and a lock pick set? For specialists and hobbyists only, the blurb assures. Guidance on the pheromone spray that attracts women against their better judgement? I doubt it works any more proficiently than the mysterious potion that defines your muscles while you sleep. But, then: I wonder is some sprayed on this paper? What was my intuition thinking, making this ghastly shout… Tea break time. There's a lot of words...


Comments
Me, too! I live in a land of geckos and assorted little turquoise and lime or purple lizards and they do that *every* time! I have always been amused by this and now here is my first chance to share the delight of it with someone besides my daughter!
Hahaha and tralalee. Leave it to you to make me this happy over cereal and morning coffee, Lils.